Alex if We Do It Right We Dont Have to Do It Again Subtitles

So...i thought Lexzie actually DO have some pretty amazing quotes and i decided just to put them all together. SOOO...ENJOY<33!

SEASON 1!

Alex: Morning, Dr Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?

Izzie: Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? [She rips off her shirt and throws it at Alex] What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let's see if I remember my anatomy. [Takes off her pants] Glutes, right? Let's study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! Have you had enough or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on Two-Hundred Grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.

Izzie: [to a patient after he throws up on Alex] You are so my favorite person today.

SEASON 2

Alex: Dude hits like my sister.
Izzie: Oh, so by that definition, you got beat up by a girl.

Izzie: Why do you do that?
Alex: Do what?
Izzie: Act like an ass whenever any one but me is around. They hate you enough as it is.

Izzie: It's just you think, you think you know someone, know who they are. You share a house and make wishes on eyelashes with them and we don't know each other, none of us. We're just a bunch of interns who work together. There's nothing there.

Alex: Wait
Izzie: What?
Alex: You have an eyelash. [Places eyelash on palm] Make a wish and blow it away. [Speaking to other nurse] Hey, Nurse Ratchet, there's a dead guy stinking up room 4125. Do something before he rots.
Izzie: [walking away] See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. Why are you so afraid of showing people you are a decent human being?

Izzie: How can someone be so offensive and yet so charming all at the same time?
Alex: It's an art form.

Alex: You said that word so many times today, it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. Just saying you can talk to me. Cuz, you know, even if I repeat every word you say, no one around here likes me, they just call me a liar and a moron.
Meredith: Izzie likes you. You're blushing.
Alex: Shut up.

Meredith: You should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I'm sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.

Alex: So, dude. What's the deal with Izzie?
George: She shaved her legs for you.
Alex: And?
George: And you didn't kiss her goodnight.
Patient: She shaved her legs for you and you didn't follow through?
Alex: Hey I followed through, I always follow through.
George: You didn't last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and you didn't meet them. Hey I live with these women and every time you guys don't meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.

Izzie: I had a good time. Really. Thank you. It's the perfect evening. Best date ever.
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: You know I especially like the part where you treated me like crap the entire night. That was fun.
Alex: I had a good time.
Izzie: Really?
Alex: Yeah.
[Izzie leans in, hoping...waiting for a goodnight kiss]
Alex: I gotta go.
Izzie: Seriously?! Seriously?!!
Izzie: Seriously?

Izzie: You couldn't even have bothered to kiss me goodnight, Izzie continues. You're a coward, and you're just as shallow as you seem.

Izzie: You kissed me.
Alex: Yes, I did.
Izzie: Should we?... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if you wanted to have one?
Alex: Izzie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.
Izzie: Ok.

Izzie: I couldn't do it. [Referring to having her ovaries and breasts removed].
Alex: What? Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?
Cristina: Go wrestle something.

Alex: Here's the thing - I like your rack.
Izzie: God, what is wrong with you? Why do you have to be so - what is wrong with you?
Alex: I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them... because really, I'd want you.
[Izzie slaps him]
Alex: Ow! What was that for?
[she kisses him]

Alex: [To Meredith, about telling Izzie he failed his Medical Board Exam] If I tell Izzie, she'll be all supportive and--She may as well just rip my nads off and turn them into earrings.

Izzie: Hey. I've been looking for you.
Alex: Hey.
Izzie: I'm on the quints case.
Alex: Yeah I heard.
Izzie: Yeah they're going to need multiple surgeries once they're delivered. I put you on the pager list (she smiles) so you're in too.
Alex (looks uncomfortable): Yeah I kinda got my own cases to worry about. So …
Izzie: Okay Alex, was it me? Because we seem to actually be having a normal time. A good time.
Alex: Yeah we were having a good time.
Izzie: Well then was it me? Was it something I did or …
Alex: It wasn't you. (he shrugs) I just … just didn't feel like doing it. I was tired, you know?
Izzie (smiles): Well do you feel like doing it tonight?
Alex (half nods but still looks uncomfortable): I'm on call, so …
Izzie: Okay, well do you feel like doing it now?
Alex (intrigued): What right now?
Izzie: People have sex in this hospital all the time.

Izzie: Is it just me or … tell me it's me.
Alex: It's not you.
Izzie: Well then is it a medical thing? Or, or a problem? Because guys have problems sometimes.
(Izzie puts on a green sweater top)
Alex: I don't have a problem. (He reaches out and takes her hand in his) Get back down here. We're going to do this until we do it.
Izzie (smiles): Okay.
(He pulls her onto the bed and starts removing her drawstrings to her scrub pants. Izzie laughs. All of a sudden her beeper goes off. She checks it and sighs)
Izzie: Uh. 911. I'm sorry. (She sits up and kisses Alex on the cheek) Dammit.

Alex (grins nodding): Heard you broke his penis. Nice.
Meredith: So I'm having a lot of sex. What's wrong with that?
Alex: Nothing wrong with that at all.
Meredith: It only gets problematic when you start to care. When you let your emotions get in the way. (Alex looks at Izzie) You know?
Alex: Yeah, right.
(He walks up slowly to Izzie but his pager beeps. Izzie notices him and Alex looks at his pager)
Alex: Dammit.

Izzie: He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind-blowingly good in bed.
Cristina: Are you trying to seduce us?
Izzie: And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!
George: Hey, I slept with Olivia.
Izzie: Well, then you both have bad taste.
George: You know, you can't say that you weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex.
Meredith: You dodged a bullet, Iz. You're better off without him.
Cristina: Why are you even surprised? You sleep with a snake, you get bit.
Izzie: Thanks, guys. . . for the support.

Olivia: I had no idea that you and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to. I mean.. Not. Good to. Alex? Really.. Is.. Good. I mean. He's good in the way he's good person good. Not that kind of good. You know. Good in bed good. Which. He is. As I'm sure you know. O...Kay. Well. Bye.

George: Do you think we'll get a new resident?
Alex: Nah, They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do.
Izzie: Yeah, well, you would know.

Izzie: You failed your...YOU'RE HELPING HIM?

Izzie: He CHEATED on me! He CHEATED on me!
Cristina: I told you she'd find out.
Izzie: Oh, of COURSE you're in on it. He CHEATED on me! With George's skanky syph nurse!
Meredith: We KNOW he cheated on you, that's why we let you turn the house into Santa's freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. YOU know that, but we're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time.
Izzie: Why does anybody care what kind of time Alex is having.
Meredith: Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal! [insert awkward pause, strange looks, springy sound effects, and little confused sputters from Cristina and George with a slight glare from Izzie here] He's Dirty Uncle Sal! He's the one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls but you invite him to the picnic anyway. [Pause, looks, sound effect, sputters, and glares continue] I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes this hospital, you guys, are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex but maybe you could try and help him anyway--sort of like in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats!

Izzie: Wake up. God, no wonder you failed your boards. What, do you expect to learn this stuff by osmosis?
Alex: What are you doing here?
Izzie: I'm a farmer, okay, I'm drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.
Alex: I can't believe you're helping me.
Izzie: Well I'm not ACTUALLY crapping my pants, now am I?
Alex: Why would you want to help me after what I did?
Izzie: BECAUSE, IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKIN' DO!

Alex: Is the nausea constant or intermittent?
Izzie: Constant.
Alex: When did it first start?
Izzie: After I worked in the fields all day.
Alex: Do you have any allergies you're aware of?
Izzie: No. [Starts crying]
Alex: Izzie, I never wanted to hurt you.
Izzie: You didn't hurt me. I don't even know you. I'm a farmer.
Alex: You're, you're still the patient?
Izzie: What does it look like?
Alex: It's organo phosphates. Pesticide poisoning. Crying is a symptom, that's it right?

Richard: Oh and people our nurses are gonna have to work extra hours to compensate so treat them well. Cranky nurses don't do us any good.
(The crowd disperse and Izzie and George walk past Alex)
Izzie (to Alex): Well maybe you can cheer them up.
Izzie: You know what? My New Year's resolution was to let it go, and I am and I have let it go. I apologize.
George (amazed): You do?
Izzie: I do. How'd your test go?
Alex: I feel pretty good about it but I won't know for a few days.
Izzie: Well we're all pulling for you.
George: We are?
Izzie: We are.

Izzie: [to Alex] Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when you are being an idiot.

Izzie: Alex.
Alex: How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces.
Izzie: Alex!
[Cut to the supply closet of hyperventilation, unrequited love and unleashed passion where Izzie's practicing her lip locking moves on her non-boyfriend]
Izzie: Take off your pants.
Alex: Izzie, what are you doing?
Izzie: I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants.
Alex: You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally.
Izzie: Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?

Izzie: I laugh at funerals
Alex: I don't go to funerals… Izzie, Iz--
Izzie: I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now, now who's jealous Alex

Alex: It's gonna be ok
Izzie: Yeah
Alex: It's just what you say
Izzie: I know
Alex: Where are you going?
Izzie: I can't just… I gotta do something to help. Thank you for saying it's gonna be ok, even if it is just what you say

Alex: Who's gonna tell him?
Izzie: I gave you sex in the linen closet, you tell him.
Alex: Fair enough

Izzie: You have dirty in your eyes
Alex: You have dirty in your eyes
Izzie: I'm not doing dirty with you anymore. It was a one-time lapse in judgment
Alex: No it was a four time lapse in judgment.
Izzie: Well, it's not gonna happen again
Alex: Oh, ok.
Izzie: I'm serious. We're friends and it didn't work when we tried to be more than that, so, as fun as it was, it's not gonna happen again
Alex: Stop looking at me.
Izzie: I'm not looking at you, I'm rounding.
Alex: I'm rounding too.
Izzie: Fine.
Alex: Fine.

Izzie: You know when you don't have sex for a while you sort of forget how good it is and you don't really need it as much?
George: Yeah that doesn't happen to guys.
Izzie: It's like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it-- it was good food George.
George: Something needs to be done about your taste.
Izzie: Ah, you're just jealous because your beast is still asleep.
George: My beast isn't asleep. My beast never sleeps.

George: You fed the beast didn't you?
Izzie: Twice.

Izzie: What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already

Alex: You free tonight?
Izzie: I might be.

Izzie: Just so we're clear, we're over, Alex. This is over.
Alex: What? You're breaking up with me over a corpse?
Izzie: No! No! I'm breaking up with you because, on your very best day, that corpse... is twice the man you will ever be. You're not good enough for me, Alex. You're not good enough for anyone.

Izzie: All I'm saying George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. Or maybe wait until she's alone. And for the love of everything sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!
George: You guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating.
Izzie: She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If you were, she would tell you that Callie crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed.
Alex: Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?

Izzie: Oh, ass! Hey.
Alex: Isobel Stevens has finally left the hospital. Does this mean heart patient dude finally kicked it?
Izzie: I'm sorry, this section of the bar is for surgeons. We don't socialize with gynecologists.

Meredith: Alex, do this... for Izzie.
Alex: I'm not guaranteeing anything

Alex: Oh, you look nice.
Izzie: Thanks, so do you. Hot date?
Alex: Nah, this thing is cheesy, I wouldn't waste a decent chick on this. You headed in?
Izzie: Yeah, I'm just gonna go see Denny first.
Alex: Oh, OK.

Izzie: Can you please, please, just get out? I want to be alone with Denny.
Alex: Izzie, that's not Denny.
Izzie: Shut up.
Alex: Izz, its not Denny. The minute his heart stopped beating he stopped being Denny. Now I know you love him, but he also loved you. And a guy that loves you like that, he doesn't want you to do this to yourself. Because it's not Denny, not anymore.
Izzie: An hour ago he was proposing. And now . . . and now he's going to the morgue. Isn't that ridiculous? Isn't it the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? [starts sobbing]
[Alex picks her up, cradling her, and sits down on a chair holding and rocking her while she sobs]

SEASON 3

Izzie : Hi, Izzie Stevens. Washington
Alex: Hi. Alex Karev. Iowa.
Izzie: This is nice, right? They throw a mixer for the new interns.
Alex: Yeah. It's just an excuse to get us … all happy and drunk before they torture us. What program are you in?
Izzie : Surgery.
Alex: Seriously?
Izzie : Seriously. What?
Alex : I- I picked you for GYNE or PEDS or something.
Izzie : You don't think I can be a surgeon? I can be a surgeon.
Alex : Surgery is hardcore.
Izzie: I'm hardcore.
Alex: You won't last the 1st year babe.

Alex: Does it hurt?
Izzie: Yeah.
Alex: Where does it hurt?
Izzie: Everywhere...
Alex: Maybe it hurts for a reason.

Alex: Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-
Izzie: Which one of these cases do you need us on?
Mark: It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
Alex: Cool, that's it?
Mark: See, we're like a well-oiled machine, you and me. I also need you two to get me a sandwich from that pathetic excuse for a deli. You know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."

Izzie: Tell me again why you put up with this crap?
Alex: Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case.
Izzie: You sure you wanna do plastics that badly?
Mark: There you are! What, did you go all the way to New York for my pastrami?
Alex: Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo.

George: Why aren't you bragging about decanutlating the heart?
Cristina: I didn't decanulate the heart.
Izzie: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
Meredith: Okay, what are you two doing?
Izzie: Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
Alex: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it.

Mark: How're you doing, Mr. Jeffries?
Frank: Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even.
Alex: Uh... twins?
Frank: Frank's new pecs
Izzie: Who is Frank?
Frank: You're lookin' at him!

Mark: Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?
Alex: Frank Jeffries is post op day three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
Mark: And what is a saroma?
Izzie: A build up of blood and fluid under the skin.
Mark: And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want you to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess you can... watch."
Alex: Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor.
Mark: Yeah. That's what I hear.

Izzie: I didn't know you still feel that way about me.
Alex: Me either.
Izzie: I... I can't... I just...
Alex: Alex gets it. Alex is sorry he's such an idiot.
Izzie: Can Izzie buy Alex a drink?

Meredith: Izzie, you cut the LVAD wire and she stuck by you and did Denny's ECHO. Alex cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped you study for your boards. And George, when everybody was calling you 007-"
George: She was calling me 007.
Meredith: Just let her off the hook.
Alex: It's okay.
Izzie: Sorry.

Izzie: Hey. You been waiting long?
Man: Almost an hour?
Izzie: Mmm.
Man: Are you my doctor?
Izzie: I can be. We have a clinic right outside those doors. No wait.
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Man: It hurts when I pee.
Alex and Izzie: Oh!
Alex: We can help with that.
Izzie: Yeah, it's easy. It's nothing. We could have you outta here in less than an hour.
Man: Are you hitting on me.
Izzie: We need patients. You need doctors. And we just happen to be surgeons.
Man: You think I need surgery?
Alex: You never know.
Izzie: It's free. A free clinic.
Man: But my co-pays only ten bucks.
Izzie: That's lunch.

Izzie: Alex, God!
Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it all before.
Izzie: What the hell are you doing here?
Alex: Moving in.
Izzie: What?

Izzie: No, no. I'm not done in there yet.
Alex: Oh, no don't worry, not looking, not interested.

Izzie: Sorry about the lights.
Alex: Whatever. Food's good.
Izzie: You want some pie?
Alex: Nah, I gotta go.
Izzie: Ah, big plans, got a hot date? Oh, good for you. I guess not interested really meant not interested.
Alex: Iz, you didn't want me.
Izzie: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I want you to want anyone else. Am I gonna be alone, pining over a dead guy forever?
Alex: I hope not, it's kind of a waste.
Izzie: Am I supposed to move on now? Do people look at me and say she's gotta get over it already it's running her life?
Alex: You'll move on when you're ready to.
(He kisses her cheek)

Alex: What are you watching?
Izzie: Why can't you sleep?
Alex: No reason.

Alex: Limes!
Meredith: Limes.
Izzie: Limes.
Alex: So what are we drinking to this time?
Izzie: Friends. Crappy friends.
Meredith: Family. Crappy family.
Alex: Again?
Meredith: Again.
Izzie: Again.
Meredith: Who wants another?

SEASPON 4!

Alex: Callie's a bitch.
Izzie: Word!

Izzie: Alex, I need a favor.
Alex: I don't have time for favors. I'm working here.
Izzie: Well, what are you doing at lunch?
Alex: According to my interns, I'm watching Torres kick your ass all up and down the cafeteria.
Izzie: How do they know?
Alex: So it's true. What'd you do to her?
Izzie: Nothing.
Alex: Dude.

Alex: She wasn't breathing, chief.
Izzie: We didn't know what else to do.

Izzie: Can you imagine being 14 years old and having some doctor tell you you've got cancer? What do you do with that?
Alex: Well, you fight. Camille's a fighter. You two have that in common. So what's it gonna be, Stevens gets her bones broken or Torres gets taken to the trailer park?
Izzie: Neither. It's not happening. But if it does, will you pull her off me?
Alex: You gonna tell me what you did to her?
Izzie: You have to promise not to say anything to anybody. Swear.
Alex: I swear. Jeez.
Izzie: I slept with George. I know. I'm a terrible person. Which is why I'm gonna let her get one good punch in. Maybe two. I deserve it. No, one. Then you pull her off me.
Alex: You slept with O'Malley?
Izzie: Alex, you just said you wouldn't say anything.
Alex: I won't, believe me. This...I'm embarrassed for you.

Alex: Believe me, you don't want to know.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: I'm just saying, whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Izzie: Actually, it is. Some things are worth fighting for.

Izzie: What, I'm invisible now?
Alex: What do you want?
Izzie: So you hate me now, too. Well, join the club.
Alex: You and O'Malley? O'Malley!
Izzie: What? What is it that I did that is so horrifying? I fell in love, Alex.
Alex: He's married.
Izzie: Yeah, so? You're carrying a big ol' torch for Ava or Jane Doe or whatever it is that you call her, and she's married. So what gives you the right to judge what I do? Why do you even care?
Alex: You told me you weren't ready yet...after Denny... to be with anyone. And then O'Malley? O'Malley. And then you tell me like I'm one of your chick friends. Come on.

Izzie: Come in.
(Alex tosses her a box of tissues)
Alex: Keep it down, will you?

Meredith: What are you guys doing up?
Izzie and Alex: Couldn't sleep.

SEASON 5!

Alex: Did she tell you that I cried? Because THAT is a lie.
(to Meredith, about Izzie.)

Meredith: I'm sorry about chasing Alex.
Izzie: I forgive you.

Izzie: Did you know that Meredith was planning on making us move out?
Alex: I'm kind of busy here, Iz.
Random girl: You can join us if you want.
Izzie: Noo

Izzie: Guess what I found. An Apartment. A beautiful apartment with hardwood floors and a fireplace that you can build fires in. And I can't afford it by myself. So .. I thought you could get over yourself. We could live together.
Alex: No, thanks.
Izzie: Did I mention the hardwood floors? And the fireplace?
Alex: I'd rather live in my car.

Izzie: So apparantly there is some kind of leak. And the chief wants me to move all the pre-op patients to the clinic so who is free to help me? AaAaah!
(Alex hit Izzie)
Alex: I have a high pain
Izzie: You know what? Throw him out. Not me, just him.
Alex: She likes me more.
Izzie: I bake for everyone and I clean. The only thing you bring to the house is filth. What would you prefer Meredith? Chocolate cake or a STD?

Alex: Hello

Alex: You stole my surgery!
Izzie: Using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing with my career is another! I have been wiping your snot and covering your ass for weeks now. And all you've done is abuse me. And for a little while you get to do that because you're heartbroken and pathetic, and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own surgery and wipe your own snot.

Izzie: Son of a bitch.
Alex: Go cry to somebody who cares.

Alex: I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But you can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.
(to Izzie)

Izzie: Give me back my surgery or I'll shoot your ass off!
(to Alex)

Izzie: People are terrible to the people they love sometimes. They're mean. You were both having a hard time and you took it out on each other. It doesn't make you the worst wife in the world. It just makes you a person who made a mistake.

Izzie: I was gonna punch that kid. I mean what kind of selfish idiot. His father was sick!He's really sick and all he cares about is that stupid money!
Alex: The guy most have done something really bad to make the kid so angry.
Izzie: Maybe he just cares about his son but the moron is too emotionally stunted to let him.
Alex: Okay, I'm trying to be eh. I am. But this here. Right this, this is exactly your problem. You get all wrapped up and involved and you just start, you start caring about people. Your patient in there, he is the moron! His son is never gonna give him what he wants and he is just gonna be dissapointed. And the sooner he gets that, the sooner you get that...
Izzie: No, go on. Please. Be a selfish ass. So then at least I know what to expect, cause being a decent guy one second and being a total jerk the next, is getting really old, Alex. So who's it gonna be? Pick one.

Alex: What?
Izzie: I care about you. I care about you. And I'm not gonna go crazy, and I'm not gonna try to kill myself. And I'm not gonna stop caring about you, no matter how hard you push me away.
Alex: Shut up and get out of my room.
Izzie: No. I care about you. And I know you care about me too and it's not too late for us.
Alex: Get out of my room.
Izzie: Admit it. Admit that you care about me too. I know you do. And I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I...
(Alex kisses Izzie)

Alex: So are we screwing other people or not?
Izzie: What?
Alex: I just wanna know if you're gonna go off and screw O'Maley or some other loser because then I won't have to cancel my plans with a chick from peeds.
Izzie: You're an ass.
Alex: What?

Alex: What's wrong with you?
Izzie: Alex: What's wrong with you? Izzie: What's wrong with me? We've been sleeping together for a week and already you're bored. I am hot! And great in bed. So what is wrong with YOU?
Alex: I didn't say that I was bored. I just asked whether or not I should keep sleeping with Michelle. I'm asking if you're all in. What's so wrong with that?
Izzie: You're a barbarian. How can I be all-inn with an actual barbarian?
Alex: Fine. Holly in radiology thinks I have a hot ass. I'll tap that next.
Izzie: You do that.

Izzie: I thought you we're sleeping with Michelle tonight. Or was it Jackie?
Alex: Iz
Izzie: I've had a hard day Alex. Would you please just leave me alone?
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: What?
Alex: I'm not good at this. Alright, I'm not good at relationships or talking about stupid feelings and you are. So maybe you could teach me or something, you know. Tell me what I did wrong.
Izzie: You don't want us to see other people. You don't want us to see other people and that's how you tried to tell me. By asking if it was cool if you screwed Michelle.
Alex: Laughing is not helping.
Izzie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(They kiss)
Izzie: So you want lessons huh?
Alex: I want lessons.
Izzie: Okay, you start with: Isobel Stevens, you are staggeringly good in bed, you're amazingly smart, wonderfully funny, and you care about animals.
Alex: That's where I start?
Izzie: Yeah and then you say: You wanna go steady with me?
Alex: That's what I would say if it was 1952.
(They kiss again) Izzie: Alex? You wanna go steady with me?
Alex: If that's what you want. I mean yeah, whatever.

Izzie: Did you bring me down here for sex? Cause I don't know, I'm not really in the mood.
Alex: Wanna see some dead guys?
Izzie: Why?
Alex: Come on
Izzie: Why would you say that? Why?
Alex: Kadavers. For practice.
Izzie: What?
Alex: For the solo surgery
Izzie: What is this?
Alex: I heard you where having a crappy day I thought this would cheer you up.
(Izzie starsts laughing)
Alex: What?
Izzie: It's like a bouquet. Of corpses. That is so ooh I'm sorry. No. It's crazy. He's dead. He's dead. Just so many dead people today.

Izzie: Alex, by the way. Thank you. For bringing me the corpses. It was very sweet.

Izzie: (to Denny) You can't be here. I have to move on. I love you and I will always love you but I have to move on. That's why I had that patient today and that's why I helped saving his life so I wouldn't feel guilty anymore. And I have to move on so please, you have to go.
Alex: Go where? Are you okay?
Izzie: Yes. Yes.
(Izzie kisses Alex)
Izzie: I'm totally okay. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I have to change but I'll meet you at the bar okay?

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